Hello, everyone! I'm done with that WIP-
Please tell me what you think!
YEAH MAN,back at it again with another post,lets get it.
How the quiznack did Allura fit all that hair into her helmet,AND into a bun
How did Keith know that Pidge was a girl?
How did the team not even notice Shiro might've not been Shiro.I mean,he vanished,then reappeared with longer hair.The timeline of that never made sense.
What was Texas Kogane's real name?
Did Adam die before Takashi came back to earth and met the paladins?Or was he actually going to save Shiro,but Keith and the others beat him to it.
Who the actual Quiznack was Curtis-
Why did Lance even get Altean markings?
If the Altean pools are upside down-what about the showers
Did the paladins even wash their hair in space?
NOW on to some actual facts
According some official art,Shiro can't cook for shiz
If it weren't for Pidge,Keith would be the shortest paladin
Lance's fave food is garlic knots.He also loves Italian food.
Allura loves mice(Obvi)
Shiro,the man,the myth,the legend-wants to talk with a cat.
Hunk wants to talk with a dog
Keith,for some reason,loves hippos
Lance.*Sigh*He wants to talk to a shark like he probably wont die
You thought Keith always has healthy eating habits?NAH FAM.It's said that he really loves fast food,probably to remind him of earth,or hanging with Shiro.Or maybe he just likes popeyes(Does popeyes even exist in this universe?)
Keith:Everyone asks me how I'm feeling and my answer is always the same;I feel like you should get away from me
Pidge:Knowledge is cutting your hair.Wisdom is going to get your hairline fixed so you won't look like LeBron James
Lotor:Because the only thing perfect about me is how fluent I am in talking shit
Hunk:WHO PUTS A FREAKING BURGER INSIDE A TOASTER?!?
Shiro:The only mistake I have ever made is letting your dumba*s into my house
Lance:Rain is caused by God crying over how dumb I am.Looking at how much it has rained,I must be very dumb
Everyone on here is always screaming about Klance and how hot Takashi is and random crap like that, but you guys seem to forget that your great 'Shiro the Hero', no matter what version of him we're discussing, is just a lovable dork
I really don't know why everyone hated season 8. It really wasn't terrible,i just think people were mad that their ships never became cannon so therefore hate was created.But yeah,it wasn't the greatest final season ever.Shiro did get married to some random person on the bridge crew.I'm not super mad about him finding happiness,all i ever wanted is for him to get a break but,can we at least have more detail about Curtis?And Allurance became cannon for all of maybe three or four episodes before she died.We really didn't see much of Hunk at all(And by that i mean his backstory,his family).But all in all,it was very entertaining. Voltron did have some bad days,but with 100 bad days comes 100 good stories.
Voltron is a train wreck of wasted potential.
Spoilers for the whole series.
The pacing is still off. But it's been off since like
Veronica is amazing! I love Kristina Alabado.
Hunk is such a good marshmallow, He is kinda the main focus of the last two seasons. I love seeing more of his interaction with Keith and him being the glue of Voltron.
Lance's character was focused on his relationship with Allura and not really him. The ending was not Lance at all. Him being a farmer doesn't suit him.
And Lance's Altaen marks is like??? WTF
As a Sci-fi cartoon, nothing is really explained. Especially in the last two season with Allura's sacrifice, them going into Honerva's mind, what happened to Ezor and lots of other things. The things that were given were on the nose like that episode with Honerva.
The Balmeras came out of nowhere. So did the merge. The writing is umm weird.
MFE pilots were robbed!!! Where did they go? I love them and wanted to see more. Also, #Jaith. But in all honesty, I would've wanted to see more of them as the documentary/vlog episode was cool.
Shiro's wedding with Curtis came out of nowhere. Him being gay is not really explored at all and a waste. I really hate this queerbaiting so that people will continue the series. At least we have the fandom for Sheith content.
The holt family is fine af.
What happened to Matt's PONYTAIL!!! Like my boy!!!
Romelle is just there. Sorry. She's literally just there.
Speaking of train wrecks, this is also one cause I am filled with emotions oof.
I finished all seasons ....
I think they finished the show well, it's a good story line.
BUT ALLURA WHY DID YOU DO THIS!?!?!
I get it her power and honerva's magic was so powerful too save the whole universe and multiple realities but I'm still sad..
On that note SHIRO DID GET MARRIED!!
Well, it's sad to finish season 8 but overall it was awesome and so heartwarming 💙
-why do i feel like im giving a review-
Does it bother anyone that almost every alien species, no matter how far across from each other, speaks a language that verbally sounds like English? I know that Altaen has a few jargon and slangs, but it sounds like English. I understand that, as a kids TV show, having all characters speak English will ease the viewing experience. I, however, like to view things critically. It's not a big problem, but a tiny itch whenever I watch the series.